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Donald Sutherland Reminded Me

Donald Sutherland Reminded Me
My Fantasies have changed  They’ve returned to making love  All the way Filled Hearing Merry Christmas  I love you And exchanging homemade Christma...

What I've learned from watching British Television and Films

What I've learned from watching British Television and Films
1. Chimney sweeps and barmaids have better manners and vocabulary than the average American (see: every Dickens production.) 2. Bastard children ar...

A Million Ways to Die in Carcassonne

A Million Ways to Die in Carcassonne
Première partie: Les chaves-souris My arrival in Carcassonne, France began with a scream. Yep, that’s right, a scream. Well, also, one, long, drawn...

Dear Kate Winslet (or, Stop Kate Winslet's American Accent now!)

Dear Kate Winslet (or, Stop Kate Winslet's American Accent now!)
Dear Kate Winslet, or Stop Kate Winslet's American Accent Now! Dear Kate Winslet: Your American accent is like hearing nails scratch across a chalk...

Confessions of a Middle Aged Dieter: How to Lose Weight Quickly

Confessions of a Middle Aged Dieter: How to Lose Weight Quickly
Confessions of a Middle Aged Dieter: "How to Lose Weight Quickly" 1. Make a “split the pot” deal with the maintenance man at your kids’ school for ...